a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*
alright! someone bring me the microscope.
I am not demisexual, I am demigodsexual
I am sexually attracted to demigods
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Versatile • adj. Capable of doing many things competently.
excuse me but you’re missing the best one
I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFEWacky fun…
I’d tend to agree:
excuse me you forgot someone
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
"And he does have your sort of antisocial energy doesn’t he?" [x]
All the fucking awards to this guy for managing to stay perfectly in character beside Misha Friggin’ Collins!!!
I’d just like to point out: 53,000!!!!!!!
There is legit a gif set of me and Misha that 53k people have seen. *mind blown*
I feel this on a spiritual level
is that Death from Supernatural?
I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay